the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
Josh Hutcherson for OUT Magazine
During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry
chuckaroo tearing that shit up like a G
I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book.
Me at thanksgiving dinner with my family
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be
i think this will be my graduation quote
girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and be like WHOA
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
if there is a Father Christmas, he is somewhere reblogging this and adding “lauGHING SO HARD OMG”